There was a young lady from Niger
who smiled as she rode on a tiger
they returned from the ride
with the lady inside
and a smile on the face of the tiger.
Last week we lost to Wazzou
and now we must play old Mizzou
so yes, we got burned
but maybe we've learned
that winning's not easy, how true.
Our D will have to bring pressure
harass them all day without measure
we must execute
and be resolute
to get a win we can all treasure.
The Tigers will wear gold and black
their QB a target to sack
their run game to stuff
and play Cowboy tough
of energy we'll have no lack.
We'll pick ourselves up from the gutter
and cause Mizzou fans for to mutter
just who are these Pokes?
they're nobody's jokes
we'll have pancakes with tiger butter.
who smiled as she rode on a tiger
they returned from the ride
with the lady inside
and a smile on the face of the tiger.
Last week we lost to Wazzou
and now we must play old Mizzou
so yes, we got burned
but maybe we've learned
that winning's not easy, how true.
Our D will have to bring pressure
harass them all day without measure
we must execute
and be resolute
to get a win we can all treasure.
The Tigers will wear gold and black
their QB a target to sack
their run game to stuff
and play Cowboy tough
of energy we'll have no lack.
We'll pick ourselves up from the gutter
and cause Mizzou fans for to mutter
just who are these Pokes?
they're nobody's jokes
we'll have pancakes with tiger butter.
