First of all, I would like to thank my roommates, girlfriends, those who sold burgers in the PokeSkeller, numerous bartenders at the Buckhorn, Garvis Henrys and the Tipple, anyone who ever bought me a beer at Buds Bar, and all my intramural teammates for the great opportunity I had to basically ignore my education and spend so many years scheming ways to beat the Sigma Nu's at flag football while being a co-organizer of the Freezer Section. Having been away (except game days) for the past 40 or so years and experienced the heartbreak of........................well, so many heartbreaks, I have come to a point in my career as a Cowboy fan where I believe my next decision will be vital to my future, as well as to what ultimately gets engraved on my tombstone. After much prayer, conversations with my family, and about a half a bottle of Eagle Rare, I have decided that entering my name into the Fan Transfer Portal would be the best choice for me to continue rooting for the sport I love. God Bless