Folks seem really tired of any more reality-based posting. And far be it from me to beat a dead horse. I'm an animal lover! So how about a thread with nothing but seashells and balloons? I'll get us started with some talking points for the sunshine and rainbows crowd. And please, don't respond with any negativity! Recruits and parents and clergy might read this.
- Man, can you believe how affordable our football program is! We're barely spending half compared to those clowns in Boise and Ft. Collins. What a bunch of stupid jerks! Enjoy the poor house losers!
- You guys seen our band lately? Biggest band I've seen in 20 years. And the volume? Wow! Sounds like a 1994 Honda Accord with two 15's in the trunk.
- Hey, isn't it great that there is still a place where assistant coaches can learn and develop? It would suck to be one of those schools where all the assistants are grizzled old veterans. Give me youth and enthusiasm any day. Wyoming - Where Learning Happens!
- You know what's terrific? When most of the football team is too young to go to the bars. I sleep better at night knowing only a couple starters are in the Buckhorn every night. The women there are UNCLEAN!!
- Boy howdy, have you seen our facilities lately? Must be the best in the whole western United States. And that big, wide open trophy cabinet? We're going to want all that room in there once Bohl turns this thing around. Guaran-damn-tee we're going to want all that room!
- I'm so happy we play all this rap music during the games. I used to sit in the stands, sipping my Pepsi, and I would say to the wife, "You know, this place is so close to perfect all it really needs is a DJ spinning records and it would be OFF. THE. HOOK." And then BOOM! all of a sudden we have a DJ and he spits all that hot fire from Wiz Khalifa and Drake. Can't tell you how glad I am that we are introducing some of these ranch types to Skrillex. That's what Wyoming is all about! Now we just need a red velvet rope outside the Wildcatter to bring the club feel all together.
- Man, can you believe how affordable our football program is! We're barely spending half compared to those clowns in Boise and Ft. Collins. What a bunch of stupid jerks! Enjoy the poor house losers!
- You guys seen our band lately? Biggest band I've seen in 20 years. And the volume? Wow! Sounds like a 1994 Honda Accord with two 15's in the trunk.
- Hey, isn't it great that there is still a place where assistant coaches can learn and develop? It would suck to be one of those schools where all the assistants are grizzled old veterans. Give me youth and enthusiasm any day. Wyoming - Where Learning Happens!
- You know what's terrific? When most of the football team is too young to go to the bars. I sleep better at night knowing only a couple starters are in the Buckhorn every night. The women there are UNCLEAN!!
- Boy howdy, have you seen our facilities lately? Must be the best in the whole western United States. And that big, wide open trophy cabinet? We're going to want all that room in there once Bohl turns this thing around. Guaran-damn-tee we're going to want all that room!
- I'm so happy we play all this rap music during the games. I used to sit in the stands, sipping my Pepsi, and I would say to the wife, "You know, this place is so close to perfect all it really needs is a DJ spinning records and it would be OFF. THE. HOOK." And then BOOM! all of a sudden we have a DJ and he spits all that hot fire from Wiz Khalifa and Drake. Can't tell you how glad I am that we are introducing some of these ranch types to Skrillex. That's what Wyoming is all about! Now we just need a red velvet rope outside the Wildcatter to bring the club feel all together.
