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No guffaws, but...

rmsportsfan

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maybe these will bring a few smiles...

There's a picture where duct tape has replaced a toilet paper roll in the holder with the caption, "Contrary to popular belief, duct tape is NOT the solution to every problem!"

A Lego character is bent forward looking into a front-load washer with the caption, "Stay safe and wash your hands!" The Lego character's hands have been removed and that's what he was looking at in the washing machine.

Two brontosauruses are having a conversation. As an asteroid appears in the distance speeding toward earth, one says, "Yikes, we need to get some toilet paper!"

A older, bald guy is sitting in front of his tv. The newsman on the tv says, "What can we do do to stop living in fear?" The old man turns to the reader audience and gives an wide smile as he "clicks" off the tv with his remote.

The last few days, the chap next door has been digging a large hole in his backyard. When I asked if he was building an air-raid shelter or nuclear bunker, he just said, "No, I work on the Metro tunnel project, but I'm working from home."
 
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