Good thing this stuff hit at a slow time of the year for Poke Athletics. However some of you may still need some coping mechanisms, thus, I offer the following advice I heard on the radio last night.
The announcer said that we should seek inner peace. To have inner peace, we should always finish the things we start, and that we could all use more calm in our lives.
So I looked through my house to find things that I started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckon fablus I feel rite now. Share dis wid alll who need inner piss. And tellum u luvum. And two al bee hapee.
The announcer said that we should seek inner peace. To have inner peace, we should always finish the things we start, and that we could all use more calm in our lives.
So I looked through my house to find things that I started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckon fablus I feel rite now. Share dis wid alll who need inner piss. And tellum u luvum. And two al bee hapee.
