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COWBOY POETRY

bassbonePoke

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Upon us is war on the border
its hard to keep some sense of order
our heads are unbowed
the sheep will be cowed
we'll cause them some gastro disorder.

For this is the time called "Sheep Week"
a time when we Cowboys do freak
a win for to get
and spring the upset
and Ram ego brain waves to tweak.

Oh, woe to poor ol' 'rado state
the team that we most love to hate
the sheep will get sheared
and then they'll look weird
their fans will be hard to locate.

This game is about the Bronze Boot
so for our guys we have to root
to bring back the prize
and cut them to size
and then we can capture the loot.

The Cowboys must get it in gear
instill in the Aggies some fear
we'll tear them apart
just right from the start
and then we'll go drink all their beer.
 
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